adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
- Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
- Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
Why not fall in love?
I got shit to do
My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.
a hip new dance called “sitting”
- me doing anything: there has to be an easier way to do this
the fault in our swag