deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY


  • Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
  • Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

Why not fall in love?
Anonymous

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”


  • me doing anything: there has to be an easier way to do this

legendary 

evgeniemalkin:

the fault in our swag

evgeniemalkin:

the fault in our swag